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Jesus hates figs

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Hilarious

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“How?” /Hilarity/

So during my trip, and since I’ve been back, I’ve been watching as much of the Olympics as I can. I just love them. I am usually not a sports watching person, but I just love the atmosphere, the feel of the games, the support and camaraderie amongst players and competitors, all of it. I loved playing sports in junior high and high school, and even though I never wanted to be a professional athlete, my (secret) dream would have been to be a part of the Olympics. Not winning a medal or anything (even though of course that would be nice!) but just being a part of it. Hopefully someday I’ll get to attend one in person. How fun would that be!

I usually just mute the commercials (or fastforward through them if something is recorded), but this one DirecTV commercial I cannot get enough of. It makes me laugh every single time. This might sound strange, but the series of back and forth questions and answers with himself is actually quite similar to my life sometimes. It’s not uncommon for my head to sound like this! Lol.

If you’ve been watching the Olympics, I’m guessing you may have seen this commercial? If you haven’t for whatever reason, here it is for your enjoyment.

 

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Some humor

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Our intentions are sometimes misinterpreted, aren’t they… 🙂

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The Flip-Flop Mix-Up and other humorous tales

I thought I would write a lighter post. 😀

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The other day, it was super hot outside and I didn’t feel like putting my sneakers on to walk my dog due to the heat. I have a pair of very old, very dilapidated flip-flops* that I have worn over the years, especially when it’s hot out, but as I’m trying to be more conscious of not doing things that could exacerbate my back pain, I figured these old flip-flops that probably should have been retired years ago were probably not the most conducive in supporting my back.

A nice, well-made pair of my partner’s flip-flops have been sitting in the entryway of our apartment for months, unused and untouched. Seeing that she basically never used them, and seeing the rugged condition of my own flip-flops, and then taking into consideration the blasting heat outside, there seemed one clear and obvious solution.

Me: Hey babe? [Shouting across the apartment.] Can I borrow your flip-flops?

Partner: [From the other room] Yeah, sure.

As I’m slipping them on, she comes into the entryway.

Partner: [Brandic], those aren’t my flip-flops, those are your flip flops!

Me: They’re not mine!

Partner: Well, they’re definitely not mine.

Me: Well then whose are they?

Partner: [Brandic] I’m pretty sure they’re yours. I remember when you bought them, like a year ago.

Me: No I didn’t… [spoken incredulously]

Partner: Yeah, I’m actually pretty sure you did. You bought them for some trip I think. And I remember you wearing them a lot when you first got them.

I began laughing. For all these months, I had thought those flip-flops belonged to my partner, and she was thinking (or rather knowing) all along that they belonged to me!

I could not for the life of me remember buying them, or even wearing them. My partner said that I had bought them for a trip, but she couldn’t remember which one.

Ever since that day – the day that the case of the mystery flip-flops was solved – I have yet to remember anything about these sandals – from buying them to wearing them to owning them. And the thing that makes this whole thing even stranger is that I hardly ever buy clothes for myself (including shoes/sandals), and when I do, it’s because I really need them, and I end up wearing them for years until they are falling apart (eg my last pair of flip-flops).

So that’s the humorous – yet puzzling – story of the flip-flop mix-up!

* For those of you who are from other countries (since many of my readers are), and may not be familiar with the term “flip-flops”, that’s what we call the universal sandals that are shown in the photo at the top of the post.

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Something else funny that happened this past weekend:

As some of you who follow my blog may know from reading my last post, I did a ten mile hike on Saturday (of which I’m very proud!). The reason for the hike was to help me hone my leader skills, since I’m wanting to become a Sierra Club leader with my local hiking group. So I planned the hike, recruited my partner and one of her friends, and we set off.

Overall it was a success, despite the extreme heat – and therefore fatigue that comes with it.

I brought along a hikers guide book to share some tidbits about the area. As I was reading, this happened to slip out of my mouth:

Me: We are entering the such-and-such Nature Preserve. This is a popular nesting ground for golden egos!

I caught my mistake just as my audience did, and we all began laughing.

Me: I mean golden eagles! [laughter percolated through my speech]

Partner’s friend B: I want to hatch a golden ego!

It was a funny slip, and it also helped me to realize that it’s okay to laugh at oneself every now and then. After all, mistakes can be quite funny. 🙂

Hope you all are having a great Monday!

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Things that make me laugh

I read someone’s blog recently that talked about humor, and how important it is in coping with all that life throws at you. I couldn’t agree more. So… I’ve decided to come up with a list of things that make me laugh, and encourage anyone who wants to to share the things that make you laugh.

Here are some things that make me laugh:

– my dog. She provides endless entertainment for my partner and I.

– Margaret Cho. Funniest person alive.

– Sarah Silverman. Oh Sarah. How you crack me up.

– Game nights with my friends

TV shows

– The show Portlandia. If you haven’t seen it, go out and rent it. I mean now. That show cracks me up like no other.

– Raising Hope. Hi-larious. Burt is my favorite.

– Parks and Recs. Leslie Knope, you’re amazing. Tom Haverford? Amazing. Jerry? Poor Jerry. But yeah, hilarious.

– New Girl. Jess cracks me up. And Schmidt. O.m.g. Did anyone see the towel episode?

That’s all for now. I’m sure I’ll add to it as I think of more things. 🙂

Keep laughing. 😀

Brandic

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